LoveMoney Guide: The Fast, Safe, and Satisfying Route to $25,000
Love Money Guide Overview
LoveMoney (Love Money) is a browser clicker visual novel with Harvey. Click to earn, use the shop to upgrade earnings, and reach $25,000 quickly with safe, stream‑friendly strategies.
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TL;DR
Click Harvey to make money. Buy the Feather first (+$1 per click, effectively doubling output), keep a steady clicking rhythm, and prioritize non-explicit items to maintain pace and platform safety. You can finish the run at $25,000 without touching the overtly adult tools. Save with Esc whenever you need to step back.
1) What You're Playing
LoveMoney is a fan-made spin on the BLOODMONEY! concept: a late-night desert booth, a charmingly coiffed man named Harvey, and a desperate need to raise $25,000 for surgery. The twist here is that you don't brutalize him for multipliers like in the original—you coax and dote your way up the money ladder. It's cheeky, deliberately provocative, and unambiguously NSFW in later stages. The run ends as soon as you reach $25k: you get your operation money; Harvey gets…complications.
Context and provenance for accuracy
• BLOODMONEY! (by ShroomyChrist) is the official title with three endings and a "hurt to earn more" loop. LoveMoney is a community project, not the official sequel.
• The LoveMoney creator page (Buwu) notes a Russian build now and a future English update with "additional mechanics, secret content, and a new story." That means your mileage may vary versus the run referenced here.
2) The Money Engine (How to Move From $1 to $25,000)
Your income is per-click. Out of the gate it's $1 per click. Early power spikes are simple: buy when the Shop icon turns yellow. The first critical buy is the Feather, which upgrades your click value from $1 to $2—an instant 2×. That alone cuts your path to $25k in half on a per-click basis and sets the tone for a clean, fast clear.
From there, the shop feeds you a steady stream of items. In the run sourced for this guide, only the Feather is explicitly confirmed to raise the numeric value per click; most other items enhance reactions, sounds, and narrative beats rather than documented dollar amounts. That still helps because better feedback sustains your clicking cadence—but don't assume a raw multiplier unless the game tells you. Keep your eyes on the shop flash and your finger on a consistent rhythm.
3) Recommended Shopping Order (With Stream Safety in Mind)
The list below balances speed, morale, and content safety. It will carry you to the finish without forcing explicit content.
1. Feather (Mandatory Early Buy)
It's your only clearly documented per-click value upgrade in this run: $1 → $2. Buy it as soon as it appears.
2. Makeup Brush
Unlocks playful voice/text beats about powder and grooming. It's inexpensive and keeps the click loop lively with minimal risk to broadcast rules.
3. Head Massager ("Hair Wreath")
A fan-favorite reaction generator: Harvey riffs about the sensation and even about hair care at home. It's situationally funny, keeps you clicking, and remains safe for most platforms.
4. Hand / Head Pats
Polite, positive feedback. Long sessions benefit from wholesome reinforcement; this is a morale tool as much as a shop item.
5. Lipstick (~$4,000)
The main utility is a new sound effect and escalated reaction lines. Mid-game you want novelty to prevent burnout; lipstick supplies that without immediately crossing hard lines.
6. Late-Game, Adult-leaning Items (Optional)
These include a spray bottle (not soap), a buzzing/vibrating device ("like bees… like a massage chair"), a sharp-looking instrument, wrappers/candy, and a cucumber-shaped prop. They produce strong reactions but tip into NSFW territory. You do not need them to reach $25,000. If you're streaming, skip.
4) Mechanics & Quality-of-Life Tips
5) Route to the Ending (This Build)
Once your balance hits $25,000, the run rolls into a short outro: you leave satisfied, money in hand, while Harvey's side gets a stinger that hints at trouble in his personal life. This is in keeping with the franchise's habit of coating sugar with a bitter aftertaste. In the referenced build, we only see one ending trigger. If you're on a newer fan build (per the creator page), there may be added mechanics and story; check release notes.
6) For Players Coming From BLOODMONEY!
If you're used to "cause pain, earn more," calibrate your expectations. LoveMoney flips the premise while keeping the booth fantasy intact. You still chase $25,000, but the emotional and ethical temperature shifts from overt cruelty to taboo intimacy. Treat this as an AU (alternate universe) take, and you'll appreciate the irony and satire—especially in how the ending still lands heavy. For canonical structure and the three official endings, refer to the BLOODMONEY! itch page.
7) Troubleshooting & FAQs
Q: I don't see higher numeric gains after the Feather. Am I missing upgrades?
A: In the referenced run, only the Feather explicitly states a numeric bump ($1→$2). Other items amplify reactions/sounds and motivate clicking but don't show hard values. That may vary by fan version; check your build notes.
Q: Can I finish the game without buying adult items?
A: Yes. Stick to Feather → Brush → Massager → Head Pats → Lipstick. Keep a steady rhythm and you'll reach $25,000 cleanly.
Q: Is there more than one ending?
A: In the referenced build, only one ending surfaced. The fan page suggests newer builds with "additional mechanics" and "new story," so later versions may differ.
Q: How does this relate to the official sequel?
A: The official follow-up to BLOODMONEY! is Human Expenditure Program by the original creator. LoveMoney is separate, fan-made. For canon and its three endings, see the original's page.
8) One-Session Checklist (Print This)
9) Forward-looking Notes (Why this guide will age well)
The fan page signals future English updates and "new story/mechanics." Expect shop line-up tweaks and possibly additional outcomes. The streamlined route above (Feather-first, stream-safe items) will remain valid because it exploits universal incentives: fast feedback and low risk.
If later builds add explicit per-click multipliers beyond Feather, re-run your priority list by $/cost. Buy any clear ROI multipliers first, then layer cosmetic/feedback items to sustain clicking morale.
Closing
LoveMoney is best tackled like a marathon: double your stride early (Feather), pace your steps (rhythm), and don't weigh yourself down with optional extremes unless you want the spectacle. You'll still get to $25,000, you'll still see the sting-in-the-tail ending, and you'll keep your capture/stream clean. If you fall in love with the booth fantasy and want canonical answers, pivot back to BLOODMONEY! and its three endings for the official arc.
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Follow this guide to reach $25,000 efficiently and safely. For deeper strategies, check out our specialized guides.